RULES OF FUNKIT CHESS –
Normal chess rules apply. In addition:
1: When your opponent takes one of your pieces, they may tell you what to do with it.
2: When inserting a non-pawn anally, use the included attachment for base flareitude.
3: Queen vibrates. If you lose it, put it in and turn it on. That’s chess, baby! Get chessed.
4: If you lose your king, put it in your butt (or wherever) until the winner says so.
Funkit Chess is a full set of chess-themed dildos and plugs. Each designed with elements of how the piece moves incorporated into its shape, and each designed to be frustrating or uncomfortable in some way. This is a game for two kinky players, and is an especially good way for two switches to decide who’s domming today. If you unroll this at a club there isn’t a person there who isn’t going to want to know what’s going on.
Funkit Chess comes with two rechargeable bullet vibes, two Dock base widening attachments, a vinyl board, 16 pawns, 4 rooks, knights, and bishops, two queens, and two kings.
Details:
Pieces: shore 0050 silicone (squishy)
Queen: 185mm insertable, 60mm widest point. (7.25″x2.25″)
King: 155mm insertable, 40mm widest point. (6.25″x1.5″)
Bishop: 146mm insertable, 35mm widest point. (6″x1.25″)
Knight: 105mm insertable, 40mm widest point. (4.5″x1.5″)
Rook: 96mm insertable, 33mm widest point. (3.75″x1.25″)
Pawn: 73mm insertable, 27mm widest point. (3″x1″)
Board: 900x900mm, (3×3′)
Custom colors will take extra time to process due to my pigment supplier’s ship times, and are limited by pigment safety.
