NoFrillDo is the cup noodles of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It’s worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic silicone sex toy without worrying about rent.
What are the best features of a NoFrillDo?
NoFrillDos don’t come with “features”. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:
- Every NoFrillDo has a shape causing them to occupy a set amount of space. This means they can be put in a hole, and the flared base means your doctor doesn’t have to know.
- A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
- NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink.
- NoFrillDos can be cleaned with soap and water. No need for “toy cleaners”. Just soap.
- NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a nice, water-based lube of your choice.
- A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don’t look like much at all, really.
- NoFrillDos don’t come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.
NoFrillDo comes in 3 shapes (left to right above) and 4 colors:
You can choose to let me select the shape or color for any toy for a slight discount.
T: Grooved, textured cylinder. 5.2 inches insertable, 1.05 inches in diameter.
P: Swooping curve with an added ridge on top to keep its shape. 5.3″ insertable, 1″ dia.
W: Zigzagged wobble. Makes a great noise coming out of the mold, which is usually a good sign. 4.8″ insertable, 1.05″diameter.
Colors:
C: Cyan.
M: Magenta.
Y: Yellow.
K: blacK. Or Koal, whatever helps print designers sleep at night.
Frills: Available with a suction cup or bullet vibe slot for an additional fee. The suction cup sticks to things, including other funkit toys to make a double ended toy, and the bullet vibe slot takes a bullet vibe and works well as a grip.
Firmness: Shore 20A, similar to medium steak. If you press your thumb to your middle finger and squeeze the meaty thumb muscle with your other hand, it’s about like that. Firm enough to hit the spots, but still squeezable.
The NoFrillDos have no frills. This means no modular connection to other Funkit toys, and no suction cup.
